You Know It’s Election Mode When……

You know it's election mode when…

1. Billboards everywhere. Literally everywhere.
Even that one random wall that’s been abandoned since 2004 suddenly has a smiling candidate on it.

2. You start getting random calls from “unknown numbers.”
“Hi, just checking if you need anything…”
Yeah, a million euro would be just fine thanks.

3. Your mailbox becomes a candidate graveyard.
Flyers, brochures, smiling faces… none of which you asked for.

4. Everyone suddenly becomes overly friendly.
People you haven’t seen in years:
“Prosit! Kif int? Kif sejra?”
Relax bro, we both know why you’re here.

5. Candidates appear at every event imaginable.
Feast? They’re there.
Football match? There.
Your cousin’s dog’s birthday? Also there.

6. Your social media turns into a political battlefield.
Comment sections = chaos. Friendships = tested.

7. Free merch starts popping up.
Pens, caps, tote bags… suddenly you’ve got a whole political wardrobe.

#MaltaDaily