Types Of People You’ll Definitely Meet During Election Season In Malta

Election season in Malta isn’t just politics, it’s basically a national personality test. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert, Facebook turns into a battlefield, and family dinners become dangerous territory.
Here are the people you’ll definitely come across every election season:
The Facebook Warrior
Posts 17 political statuses a day, argues in every comment section, and ends every debate with “OPEN YOUR EYES.”
The Silent Observer
Never posts. Never reacts. But somehow knows everything happening politically.
The Family Dinner Instigator
Casually says “Did you watch the debate yesterday?” and watches the entire table collapse into chaos.
The Fake Neutral
Starts with “I’m not political” before delivering a 40-minute speech with statistics and historical references.
The WhatsApp Broadcaster
Sends blurry memes, conspiracy voice notes, and “FORWARD BEFORE THEY DELETE THIS” messages before 8AM.
The Debate Analyst
Studies political debates like they’re Champions League finals. Body language, pauses, hand gestures — nothing escapes them.
The Traffic Complainer
Doesn’t care about manifestos or speeches. Just wants to know why the roads are closed again.
The Convoy Enthusiast
Flags out the window. Horn non-stop. Music at full volume. Sleep becomes optional for the entire neighbourhood.
The First-Time Voter
Confused, overwhelmed, and trying to understand what “transfers” actually mean while every adult says “this election is historic.”
The Person Trying To Avoid Politics
Muted keywords. Avoided Facebook. Skipped stories. Still somehow trapped in political discussions daily.
Love it or hate it, election season in Malta becomes more than politics — it becomes a full social experience.
And let’s be honest… you definitely know someone on this list 👀🇲🇹
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