Before jumping right into our article, which is purely satirical, we’d like revisit the #BeKind discussion Malta was on about during Love Island. Let us be the first to say that we respect the decision of each and every islander and, programme or not, no one should receive hate in any shape or form.
That being said, following Love Island winner Allen’s recent story announcing that he and Chelsea are no longer a thing 10 days after being crowned winners, here are 5 things that lasted longer than Chelsea & Allen’s post-show relationship.
AIDAN’s ‘Pupa’ in the local charts’ N°1 spot (2 months)
The local chart-topper’s most recent track Pupa has spent almost 2 months in the local charts’ number 1 spot so far and shows no signs of slowing down.
Ekin-Su & Davide from Love Island UK (11 months)
The Love Island UK-winning couple had broken hearts across the world after their split, but relationship expert Annabelle Knight had told the Mirror: “When you’re in the villa, you’re only having to juggle that one ball. It’s nice and easy, and stress-free. When you get home, you’ve got all the boring mundane things you have to do as an adult.”
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Mario Morales’ Christmas Tree Campaign (3-4 months)
The dearly-beloved media personality has become an icon for his seemingly endless Christmas Tree campaign, which normally kicks off around October and goes on until December!
Sphinx’s Truffle Pastizzi (2 weeks)
Sphinx’s recently-returning culinary creation was announced in the past days, with the pastizzi bosses stating that the bold twist on an all-time Maltese classic will be available in local outlets for just a fortnight.
Bajtar Tax-Xewk Season (4 months)
An underrated local product if we ever did taste one, almost ever single looks forward to the few months that Prickly Pears are back in season and with harvest season between July and October, it’s the finest summer love affair we’ll ever have.
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