Maltese Eurovision fans, we understand you’re currently heartbroken over the fact that our boys didn’t make it to the final despite their best efforts. Honestly, we’re with you; we were on edge until the very last moments to see if our sweater-wearing symphony could throw a Hail Mary a get us into the final for the first time in two years, but alas.
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Now, standard Eurovision procedure dictates that frustrated fans begin to dish out the yearly rhetoric; “Stop spending so much many on Eurovision”, “it’s a neighbours game”, “we should stop participating altogether”, and so on. Whether you agree with these statements is beside the point but clearly, something has to be done, and we have an idea.
Before anyone gets ahead of themselves and takes this article too seriously, this article is purely post-performance paroli; sensational speculative satire of sorts. But maybe… JUST MAYBE… would giving Gozo its independence double our chances of getting into the Eurovision final?
Let’s face it, a sizeable chunk of our country’s musical talent has originated from Gozo. Our sister island has produced a fair amount of local favourites like The Travellers, Michela Pace, Morena, Denise, Micimago… the list goes on. So what if we had to explore an alternative route? If giving Gozo its independence constitutes an additional Eurovision entry alongside Malta, together with a Eurovision Song Gozo, what’s to say that THAT would be our very ticket to Eurovision glory?
Don’t get too ahead of yourselves though… we’re just kidding.
Or are we?
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