You partied, you danced, and you might have had one (or five) too many. Now what? Here’s your ultimate survival guide for the morning after:
Hydrate Like You’re Crossing the Sahara
Water, coconut water, sports drinks—anything that doesn’t have alcohol in it. Pro tip: Keep a big bottle of water next to your bed before you head out. Future you will thank you.
The Pastizz Fix
There’s nothing like a greasy pastizz to soak up all your questionable decisions. Bonus points if you can convince someone to deliver it straight to your door.
Skip the Car Keys, Skip the Stress
If you didn’t drive home last night, congrats—you’ve already aced Hangover 101. You avoided a major mistake AND can guiltlessly veg out on the sofa all day.
Netflix and Ignore Everyone
Stay in bed, binge your comfort series (Gilmore Girls, anyone?), and at all cost… do not, we repeat; DO NOT reply to the THAT text from your EX. You’re too good for him anyway boo. 💅
Make Smarter Plans for Next Time
Pace yourself, hydrate between drinks, and remember: leaving the driving to someone else is the ultimate party flex.
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The Drunk Dancer 🕺
The Drunk Texter 📱
The Designated Driver 🏆
The Responsible One 👀
Moral of the story? Don’t be the problem. Always ask yourself, ‘Am I OK to Drive?’ If you need to ask, the answer is no. The people who care about you are counting on you to make it home. Don’t drink and drive. Whether it means crashing at a friend’s place, choosing a designated driver, or finding another way home, getting there safely is what truly matters… and also be the hero who makes sure no one drinks and drives.
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