With Malta’s wedding peak season coming to a considerable close after what has been a jam-packed summer of events, everyone will remember these special events for the celebration of love they are. But what we really remember is the characters in attendance and we can honestly that Malta is brimming with these iconic individuals. Here are 5 types of guests you’ll find at every single Maltese wedding.
1. The drunk ziju
An all-time classic; whether he’s bringing back the dance moves of yesteryear alongside your cousins or slurring rock song request to an otherwise unimpressed DJ, the drunk ziju is a classic at every single wedding. Likely downing one glass of JB Coke after the other before making his way to the cheese wheel, these uncles can be quite a handful at weddings but we still love them no matter what.
2. The wedding critic
“It was good ta’ but there weren’t any pastizzi…” No matter how jaw-droppingly good a wedding is, you’ll always find a handful of people who will nitpick on trivial items as if they were Malta’s premier wedding critic. Fault-finding like there’s no tomorrow, this person would leave Cinderella’s Midnight Ball and still find something to say about the hors d’oeuvres.
3. The groomsman on the hunt
While the groom is indeed celebrating their special day alongside their partner for life, you better bet that a number of groomsmen will be on the hunt on such a special night. As well-groomed (pun intended) as they’ll ever be, these special kind of groomsmen will start to chug one cocktail after the other before they muster the courage to chat up some unsuspecting guest at the reception.
4. The proud Nanniet
While the bride and groom are the stars of the wedding and rightfully so, no one is quite as cute as the grandparents. As Nannu sips his glass of red wine while Nanna rocks her bright turquoise fascinator like the style icon she is, they’ll slowly start looking for the youngest cousins to tell then “you’re next.” We’ll see about that, Nanna.
5. The take-away guy
Whether the catering is top-of-the-line or simply satisfactory, wedding food just hits different sometimes and after a night of chowing down, one person typically emerges from the shadows to ask the happy couple for a cardboard box or doggy bag of chicken skewers and spring rolls to take home for tomorrow morning. Who has time to cook, anyways?
How many of these do you recall spotting this summer?
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